Ok, this is yet another forum game I just dreamed up. The object of the game is to say something funny about people of the opposite gender.
If you're male, your response must begin with the word "Women ..."
If you're female, your response must begin with the word "Men ..."
Every response must be just one sentence long, and a response by a man must be followed by a response by a woman and vice versa. Remember, you're supposed to say something funny and perhaps negative about the opposite gender.
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favourite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.lol
I?m currently conducting some research for my undergraduate dissertation concerning Kenya?s upcoming Presidential Elections. Attached is a link to my online survey which should only take only a few minutes to complete. I appreciate the opportunity to seek your views on issues relating to the 2012/13 elections and I assure you all responses are anonymous.
I need as many results as possible, so if you could forward this survey link to any relevant people or groups, I would be extremely grateful. Your Participation is a valued component of my research
The eyes and the ears are d parts of the body dat represents d males and d females respectively. Men tend 2 b attracted 2 wat they c(beautiful women) while women are attracted 2 wat they hear(the lies guys tell them)!
Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do the laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat. This is a myth. :)
For years we have heard how the male gender is superior, and this is a topic that can never be proven. Both male and female have qualities that make them superior in different areas, but in reality, we should be equal.
Of course, as a woman, I am going to want to say that women are superior to men. Any man reading or writing will want to say that the male gender is superior. But, let's take a look at everyday roles, and decide once and for all, in our own minds, who is superior.
Men are important in their own special way to society, but they are by no means superior. They only accomplish and handle a fraction of what women can handle. Not only that women can often do the same things as men except produce sperm, yet men can rarely do the same things that women do from the menial tasks of cooking to the life changing tasks like giving birth, breastfeeding, and such. Women are capable of shouldering so many more burdens than men. They are capable of being single parents, juggling motherhood and careers, and they live longer. Hooray for women!
women are like songs, you haer a really good one and you want to hear it again and again but after a week it simply gets boring. But then again there is that one hit you never can get bored of listening to over and over again!!!!
<b>Women are Like Politicians: You Pay Them, and You Work for them.</b>
(or what else explains the fact that i pay for the lodging, Take off your cloth,lift you up in circles, lay you on the bed, use my energy to caress you, spread your legs and the greatest energy of banging, drive you home, and give you cash?)
ANC says>>>>>Women can never form a football team just coz none of them would be caught dead wearing the same outfit in public.
Ur not serious man.......the best football team in Germany and has bin getting gold 4 Germany since a long time....is the women....football team.....Well the men can only groan in anger...They would learn some tricks or two from the women dispite they don't earn millions like their male counter parts,.. they can...kick it like Vic Beckham with......KLASS.....u don't have to be a lezo to kick a man where it hurts most at his won backyard!!!!..(((FOOTBALL!!!)))....!!!
i love women ,i wouldn't say anything against them, but i must be honest here i love them for that sink hole or man hole or wareva u want it to call,period. were my money goes, I call it "MONEY WELL SPEND".
Men are like....Fine wine. They start out as grapes. It's our job to stomp them, and then keep them in the dark until they mature. And hopefully they'll turn out to be something we would like to have dinner with.