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BATTLE OF THE SEXES-MALES VS. FEMALES

KAYLA says:
Ok, this is yet another forum game I just dreamed up. The object of the game is to say something funny about people of the opposite gender.

If you're male, your response must begin with the word "Women ..."

If you're female, your response must begin with the word "Men ..."

Every response must be just one sentence long, and a response by a man must be followed by a response by a woman and vice versa. Remember, you're supposed to say something funny and perhaps negative about the opposite gender.
45 months ago
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deKay  says:
HELLO

I?m currently conducting some research for my undergraduate dissertation concerning Kenya?s upcoming Presidential Elections. Attached is a link to my online survey which should only take only a few minutes to complete. I appreciate the opportunity to seek your views on issues relating to the 2012/13 elections and I assure you all responses are anonymous.

I need as many results as possible, so if you could forward this survey link to any relevant people or groups, I would be extremely grateful. Your Participation is a valued component of my research

Thanks!

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/W7JZKXH
32 months ago
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Ktsiak  says:
sexes?
32 months ago
Dero  says:
The eyes and the ears are d parts of the body dat represents d males and d females respectively. Men tend 2 b attracted 2 wat they c(beautiful women) while women are attracted 2 wat they hear(the lies guys tell them)!
32 months ago
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SamZim  says:
Women are hypocrites, they never say YES evenwhen they are dying to "have it"! ....
33 months ago
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Stanton  says:
women are like A.T.M machines any credit card can enter.
33 months ago
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Akolawole  says:
Women can be sometimes lazy... Lieing all day waiting for a man to mawn their lawn. Except for Lesbians!
33 months ago
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NAOM  says:
Men are likes Pandas. They eat shoots and leaves while women are like angels, they eat: shoot and leaves.
33 months ago
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Zabde-Ezra  says:
Women never cease to amaze me with their high ability to multi task!-Zab
42 months ago
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peachez  says:
okey dear...

men/women:The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four men/women is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you
42 months ago
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peachez  says:
Man will always turn into beasts when they get power and money
42 months ago
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peachez  says:
A man has the power to treat a woman like a queen then turn around and make her wish she was never born.
42 months ago
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peachez  says:
A man has the power to love a woman in a way shes never been loved yet hurt her with the same intensity!
42 months ago
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peachez  says:
Men simply want the world to be a mans world but they are simply killing each other at war!
42 months ago
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peachez  says:
men men men they come from a _ and always wana go back to the _
42 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
MEN ARE LIKE CIGARATTES......THEY CAN BE HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
45 months ago
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kiprono  says:
women are like toys.when fed up of using them dump them.
45 months ago
Mercy  says:
Men are rigid...they cannot be changed unless they are two and in diapers....
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Njoroge  says:
women are like songs, you haer a really good one and you want to hear it again and again but after a week it simply gets boring. But then again there is that one hit you never can get bored of listening to over and over again!!!!
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
@salim...hahahahahhaha

women are good business people.
45 months ago
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Salim  says:
<b>Women are Like Politicians: You Pay Them, and You Work for them.</b>

(or what else explains the fact that i pay for the lodging, Take off your cloth,lift you up in circles, lay you on the bed, use my energy to caress you, spread your legs and the greatest energy of banging, drive you home, and give you cash?)
45 months ago
Dan  says:
Women are tissue paper.use and dispose
45 months ago
Dan  says:
Women are like blankets.you use it at night abandon it the whole day and use it at night
45 months ago
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ash  says:
women's brains are like new! cause they rarely use it....
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men's brains are like the prison system not enough cells per man
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
men and bottles of beer have the same thing in common,they're both empty from the neck up.
45 months ago
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Kc  says:
ANC says>>>>>Women can never form a football team just coz none of them would be caught dead wearing the same outfit in public.

Ur not serious man.......the best football team in Germany and has bin getting gold 4 Germany since a long time....is the women....football team.....Well the men can only groan in anger...They would learn some tricks or two from the women dispite they don't earn millions like their male counter parts,.. they can...kick it like Vic Beckham with......KLASS.....u don't have to be a lezo to kick a man where it hurts most at his won backyard!!!!..(((FOOTBALL!!!)))....!!!
45 months ago
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Kc  says:
Is this a woman and man hate POST????
45 months ago
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whoever against fgm is cursed. am not an SDA but i know it.
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men forget everything; women remember everything
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men'r like. . . Placemats. they only show up when there's food on the table
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men r like. . . Plungers; they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men are like, Mini skirts. If u're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men are like ABC, once you know them, you can form any sentence.
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i love women ,i wouldn't say anything against them, but i must be honest here i love them for that sink hole or man hole or wareva u want it to call,period. were my money goes, I call it "MONEY WELL SPEND".
45 months ago
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Chepman  says:
Women are experts in fixing Men's problems while they cant figure out why they are always there own enemies.
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Lazarus  says:
Women use more bottom power than actual brains. But I admit they are good at it!!
45 months ago
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Lazarus  says:
Women now love more sex than men.
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Lazarus  says:
Women are notorios for always complaining, whining and nagging!
45 months ago
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Osama  says:
@Confucius, truth hurts!..
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men are samples and women the final product(that is why the men were created to taste their response to earth and then women a much more refined product with feelings,created later)
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
women where are you....am i the only one????

men are like hair attachments, once tangled women throw them away.
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men are like.......blenders u need one but u don't know why
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
THANX BIN......
45 months ago
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Chepman  says:
That is a compliment too Kayla.
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men are like coffee,the best ones are rich, warm and can keep u up all day long
45 months ago
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Osama  says:
Men are simply lunatics!
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men are like bank machines, once they withdraw they loose intrest
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men are like used cars, easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men are like high heels, they are easy to walk on once u get the hang of it
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
THANK YOU.....THATS A COMPLIMENT....
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men need women for their self confidence....we are always massaging you guys over inflated egos...just to assure you that you are still the man...
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men tend to go for the bad girls too when they are sowing their wild oats...but when it comes to taking a girl home to meet Mama....he looks for a saint
45 months ago
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Chepman  says:
Women are like papaws, you go into it clean, but leave you messed up afterward.
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men are like, Commercials;u can't believe a word they say.

45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
@ cheppy bring it on........

Men are like popcorn they satisfy you, but only for a little while
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
men have that ugly thing on their necks (adam's apple?
45 months ago
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Chepman  says:
No probs Kayla. I will likewise do it for the men.

Women are so dumb:How intelligent is it to start the day by burrowing a hole below your waist with a synthetic rod, when you can let a man fix it quick?

Just wondering @Kayla....lol
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men are so dumb:How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
@ cheppy i will fight for the women....

Men are even more complicated than women; they are full of drama.
45 months ago
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Chepman  says:
Women are all alike, except the one you have met who is giving you the Good good.
45 months ago
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Chepman  says:
Women are quitters...none of them can speak for themselves, must always have men doing it for them.
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men claim strength when most are content to be weak and lazy
45 months ago
jamess  says:
With all respect ,women are maids to be laid!
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men are lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day.
45 months ago
arthur  says:
women are supposed to look up in the ceiling wall while men are busy ploughing the perfumed garden!!
45 months ago
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Hehehehe!!!!! lol, she got me
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men are quitters...none of them can speak for themselves
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
men are pathetic, they use silly pick-up lines like : Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men would always think of the next hole to screw, no matter what!!!!
45 months ago
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women are like clubs they say "deliveries at the rear"
45 months ago
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Chepman  says:
What? Women are like Copiers, If You need reproduction, just "insert paper" into their "feeders" and that's about it...presto! you get copies of yourself.
45 months ago
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Chepman  says:
Women are like floor tiles, if u lay on them well the first time u can as well walk over them for years.
45 months ago
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Chepman  says:
Women can feed from double ends while men can do the same with one end ... Ooops! my bad.
45 months ago
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Chepman  says:
Women are just women, period. Let men keep on rocking the world.
45 months ago
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Osama  says:
Women, whether ugly n old, turns prettier n sexier 2 man, with each bottle of beer imbibed.
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men are like copiers, u need them for reproduction, but thats about it. ( sorry! sad but so true)
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
come on ladies lets do this........

Men are like floor tiles, if u lay them well the first time u can walk over them for years.
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men are like coolers, load them with beer and u can take them anywhere.


45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men are easy to fool
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
Men tend to go for the bad girls too when they are sowing their wild oats...but when it comes to taking a girl home to meet Mama....he looks for a saint
45 months ago
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Asiyo  says:
Women are like public service vehicles, you miss one you get another!
45 months ago
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KAYLA  says:
I will start....

Men are like big babies...they love attention too!
45 months ago
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