1) <b>In a Zurich hotel:</b> " Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."
2)<b> In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:</b> "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists."
3)<b> In a Rome laundry:</b> "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."
4)<b> In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:</b> "Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages."
5)<b> Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:</b> "Would you like to ride on your own ass?"
6) <b>In a Swiss mountain inn: </b>"Special today-no ice cream."
7)<b> In a Bangkok temple: </b>"It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man."
8)<b> In a Tokyo bar: </b>"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."
9) <b>In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:</b> "We take your bags and send them in all directions."
10)<b> On the door of a Moscow hotel room:</b> "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."
11)<b> In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:</b> "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."
12) <b>In a Budapest zoo:</b> "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
13)<b> In the office of a Roman doctor: </b>"Specialist in women and other diseases."
14) <b>In an Acapulco hotel:</b> "The manager has personally passed all the water served here."
15)<b> In a Tokyo shop:</b> "Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run."