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Your broken English quotes!!

Chepman says:
Were you not know the ticketing of beer is the finishment of moralization?

<i>One kenyan local chief to a club owner!!</i>
59 months ago
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Zabde-Ezra  says:
"Publican, publican, number 28, I went for a walk and now I step underbreak. Zero point seven is around...around all time. This is a factory I must to do. Salute for the King. Shut your eyes and count 16.." Anyone out there who attended Kenya's primary school system between 1968 until 1976?
Remember this song that went with rope skipping?-Zab.
20 months ago
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Patrick  says:
Chep, you went where?.
20 months ago
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Chepman  says:
I bet she will be so at Home :)

Thanks for the Welcome LJ.
20 months ago
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jLj  says:
Welcome back TeacherCHEP! Hope Huynh doesn't click on the Link, because then she'll be as confused as ever: http://www.facebook.com/NewsInFunnyBrokenEnglish :~)
20 months ago
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Chepman  says:
Yeah niggas! Just me by myself hangin on da blocks, holdin it down. Cocktailing in ma waist. Straight face all day. No jail, just me, ma chair, ma pillow. Dont nobody wake me up, coz I wanna sleep till the f**kin night go, hahaha right on ma face!!!!!!

https://www.facebook.com/NewsInFunnyBrokenEnglish?ref=hl
20 months ago
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Chepman  says:
If the messager is a plane am sure they are, otherwise i would use to gun him down. That is more polite.
24 months ago
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Chepman  says:
We, As Student don't know the diversity of India..we don't care about future and don't think about the past...we have just few more months to finish...so sad..we don't know how the hell world will treat us..but we need to face suffer in the world out of my campus...
24 months ago
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Chepman  says:
Dear Friend,



...
Since then I have made several enquirers to here to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved

unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts to locate his real relatives,I decided to contact you since you have

...

I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 1years now, I seek the consent to

present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can

be paid to you.

Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer. I have

...

Please reply with your information if you are really interested and ready to work long with me in this transaction.

...
25 months ago
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Eva Martha  says:
dont worry ppl, elaka olya teywa okuza nale..........heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeya.......lekwa............sweet laughter.
26 months ago
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Eva Martha  says:
some one at secondary school once said to his friend: lets beat the language, its nt our mother tougue.
26 months ago
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Ivy  says:
Yu gon wear de cap cuh it fits yu ez? Yu still got sum nerve showing and tawking to nans after all yur bullcrap and being de village bike? Now yu lost a gd ting yu wanna crawl yor way tru after how many ferking years,she aint interested,dontcha see MATE!
27 months ago
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Chepman  says:
hello

anita***** @yahoo.co m

My name is miss Anita,i am
single and 5.5ft.How are you,
i hope your are fine and in south health.I went through your profile today and
i took interest on it.I am interested in your profile,Kindly contact me.
anita*****ATyah oo.com
I will tell you more about myself and picture.
Awaits your reply soonest.
27 months ago
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Chepman  says:
Well I see you are looking fornicating only. I am looking for long term, hopefully permanent...
27 months ago
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Chepman  says:

Schmidt says:

Kayla are lady K for the uptime girls of Kampala Whats the going rate or bored housewives are many
27 months ago
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Arthur  says:
A whole Grammar Teacher: Come here Both the three of you!!
29 months ago
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Chepman  says:
@deKAY: Get lost!
30 months ago
deKay  says:
HELLO

I?m currently conducting some research for my undergraduate dissertation concerning Kenya?s upcoming Presidential Elections. Attached is a link to my online survey which should only take only a few minutes to complete. I appreciate the opportunity to seek your views on issues relating to the 2012/13 elections and I assure you all responses are anonymous.

I need as many results as possible, so if you could forward this survey link to any relevant people or groups, I would be extremely grateful. Your Participation is a valued component of my research

Thanks!

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/W7JZKXH
30 months ago
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Chepman  says:
They beaten the thief until the water from his bladders ran freely from the secret organs.
30 months ago
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Ivy  says:
well when mi did deh deh mi call #no ansa and txt and still no ansa :(
6 hours ago

mi neva ave a good fone. now mi have one....

Lol
31 months ago
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Chepman  says:
I believe all bodies are arrived, thank you all for being the punctuality. The meeting is of the discussing of the last time agenda. May I be calling the Secretary to narrate the minutes of the old meeting.
31 months ago
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Zabde-Ezra  says:
"People just do things anyhow-ly!" and "My nameS ARE Zabde-Ezra Ayienga"!
32 months ago
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maclean  says:
Ladies and gentlemen interplater 'Dresses and jackets'
32 months ago
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Chepman  says:
Hi,
I found your email address on the some dating website.
Your photography attracted my attention, and your personals description awakened my interest. :)
You make impression of a very kind person. I would love getting to know u better.

In my next message I will send into you my photos.

If you're interested, I hope to be heard from you soon.
Have a nice day!
33 months ago
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Nicholas  says:
A lady approached her boyfriend to discuss the next course of action ones she realized she is is pregnant of him and can not continue with her primary schooling.
Odhis the stomach you gave me has substracted me from school now cut me cleverness. Am afraid this stomach is taking mebadly on fenced spear
35 months ago
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Ivy  says:
na mad people game be diss ooooooohhhhhhhh
i don run commot here.
35 months ago
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Peter  says:
Teacher, "Kamau are you with us?"
Student, " Yes am with us"
35 months ago
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Peter  says:
"Kweri, to go is to see" ~ Nameless dude from the slopes.
35 months ago
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Chepman  says:
We found these two men falling trees without permit paper.
36 months ago
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Ivy  says:
Not at all..Samit your advice was and is sound..:)
36 months ago
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samit  says:
Oh I've never come across that so my adive above be useless lol!
36 months ago
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samit  says:
@ ive how comes you posted that under this post ?
but anyway:
life is too short. I'd speak to her, and tell her how you feel. If you think she misses you, and cares, there's no harm. Don't leave it too late as she's with another dude. Go for a coffee and speak! hope that helps
36 months ago
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Ivy  says:
Der is dis gel i lovd so much nd vice versa.bt afta a year she told me dat her ex reconsild wif her n day r dating again.i was distresd coz i had no mind of d.datng bt she did 2 me.
I bcam calm lata on n acceptd her nd continued bt all of a sudin,i neva gave her attentns again wch was nt knwn 2 me.afta lyk 2-3 mont n dat was 24th of august 2011,i regaind d interest in her n cald her 2 apologyz 4 all mah misdids bt she did somtins dat r terible n she apologyzd also.nw evrytin is setld bt der is 1 tin,she has anoda guy bt i knw she stil love me n i do also.
I dnt knw wat 2 do nw.
Reasonable n mature advice pls.
36 months ago
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@space octopus, twake it easy pal.
36 months ago
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Chepman  says:
can one change partners without attached
36 months ago
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Chepman  says:
do you think goalkeeper is the 1 of the player.?if yes ,why sometimes the colour of his top is different to others ?
36 months ago
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gitahi  says:
aka
36 months ago
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Ivy  says:
<b>From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner</b>: "Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
37 months ago
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Chepman  says:
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:

"When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor."
37 months ago
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Chepman  says:
A man happiest moment is also his weakest point,as a man you should take no pressure from a prostitude because they are also reffered to as nicked weapon sometime dangerous to human life.All men have to be wise and couregeous,this is because the journey to man hood is not an easy task.Some men think that ecomium and all other kinds of negative praises from women are the only power to individual recognition and self popularity. No! be whom you are is the only way,never waste your time in searching for a for a prostitude that has no impact to your life. If really you believe in this human ideogical thought,i want Somebody to analyse the charateristic of a prostitude for me aswell.The reason behind it,is that i'm a human activist trying to changing some individuals from this catastrophy.
37 months ago
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Ivy  says:
<b> In a Tokyo Hotel:</b>

"Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis."

37 months ago
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Chepman  says:

All am looking for,is a woman whom will show me her true love inreprestive of who she is.I need a woman that we will stay beside each and share some common feeling that will enbode our both physical and naural character.
37 months ago
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Ivy  says:
I do thank to allof the lectures of ambassador college who have helped me much to pass schoolar program of ambascol.
In this occassion I would kindly need help to have easy going for the on going of mine especially in hebrew faculty.
thank you very much for school arship and study help. may god bless you and giving great blessing so that everything goes along successfully.
38 months ago
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Ivy  says:
please can i give out my feelings?i went there and BOSS was not there, she told me to have aseat while am waiting for him.boss took took time and i was no longer to wait.after all i told her i would be there the next day but she insisted the number claiming when boss back he will call me.with no doubt i gave her but it was atrap to me, she is calling me day and night insisting to meet with me and telling me she likes me.wat!!!!

By one Graduate!!
39 months ago
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Chepman  says:
life is a chance,try it best at your own time rejoice the fruits later.
39 months ago
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Chepman  says:
I need you assistance for transferring 22.5 million
abandon in my bank were i work Hang Seng Bank,
if interested send name, address, phone number,
i will give you more details and we share ratio of
60% 40% after we have sucessfully transfer.
39 months ago
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Chepman  says:
dean of ambassador college
22 lees street- curepipe- mauritius
dear sir
I do say great thank for your warm reply and deep appreciation to give great chance to increase qualified knowledge and the horizon of my point of view in searching the deepest of god word and his commandment to find the truth in the way of life ,both in the world and in the life after death.
more over , It has close link with the university I have ever studied[ dr soetomo university] who opens the opportunity to dig the knowlege of finding the truth by keeping God commandment and rejecting evil.[ PMKRI and UKKI campus activities]
thank You very much to put mine into great consideration to acceot my wish to go on my study
in world class university between unitomo and ambassador college in hebrew faculty by having school arship program.
looking forward for an early reply.
Gatot malaisianto
c/o saefudin .k[medical schoolar unair]
jl.kedung tarukan wetan no:1 surabaya
east java indonesia.
39 months ago
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Chepman  says:
i knew he was a mentally sick psycho. LoL iondo SOB and is math with soon hit the dead end, that guy should be held responsible, he defy the work of scientifically processes and whole science field whit his one hit concoction, whataa a deaucebag!!!!
he didnt know medic come from research not through his SDA's doctrines!!!!
Tz need a real Gods interventions,
39 months ago
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Ivy  says:
wishing help to share point of view in finding the truth
gatot says:

I do thank for the rector ,dean and all of the lectures of unitomo who are still willing to guide and to teach me to syudy in university or doing campus activity whose close link with overseas university untill enable me to have easy going to continue my study preparing post graduate and PHD program in american university and buckingham palace college london by distance learning.
May good bless You for all good deed you have done
to help me passing the lecture.
thank you very much.
gatot malaisianto 2841.57 fkip unitomo
c/o saefudin.k[medical schoolar unair]
jl.kedung tarukan wetan no:1 surabaya indonesia.

http://graduates.com/ForumComments.aspx?si=323570&ti=278858
39 months ago
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maclean  says:
Remember me with $10, i will come and recognize it when i discover my salary
39 months ago
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Chepman  says:
Dear All,
I come here some years back, God sent me to Bless your Lives with Abundance. I have all the secrets of success with me if you are willing to make it big
in your lives,that was my intention that u move out of the poverty life that has been my torment. I Choose to be an Imperfect man and kindly deliver your tithes to the Church God's blessings unto your lives.
39 months ago
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Chepman  says:
kill by the sword and you will be die by the sword.
39 months ago
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
39 months ago
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Chepman  says:
I have not telled you about how I meet him. He was being waiting for his friend in the tea place and he just see my eye and refused it there. They pored him tea in the cup but he was careless about it, only needing us to see each others eyes alot.
40 months ago
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Ivy  says:
I get you Cheppy..Apologies!!!!..Pheew.
40 months ago
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Chepman  says:
I was just quoting some broken English from somewhere else @Ive. Its got nothing to do with the first line.
40 months ago
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Ivy  says:
What lollipop? @ Chep...And Mouthing Off..are you asking for.....
40 months ago
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Chepman  says:
LOl Ive.

You have been mouthing for an hour, how is the lollipop not finishing?
40 months ago
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Ivy  says:
our chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
'My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter'
40 months ago
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Ivy  says:
half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me'......
40 months ago
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Ivy  says:
teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
40 months ago
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Chepman  says:
so where on hell did one gets the idea of going to a foreign country and make them slaves, take their land and kill some of them?? I know someone will arg thats it was his Dad or his great-grand dad etc, then why he didnt ran away from home??Its a double standard, he should clean up his ways be4 he open up his filthy mouth
40 months ago
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Chepman  says:
reuben its jamor how are u? we as member of the club we are intendig to care on with club with new constitution .amin, hummphre ,jamor cedrix. so we will talk today and we send what we have talk about so that u can add ,if still want be apart of clubing
40 months ago
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Its like you have got a gun, that?s the RSS, and then you have a load of schemes, they are the bullets?the problem is that we don?t have a trigger, that?s the point when the schemes are needed so without the trigger we cant fire the gun
40 months ago
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Not all the ducks are in their element
40 months ago
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Ivy  says:
"Donot smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"
40 months ago
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Ivy  says:
"You three, both of you kneel down together separately"
40 months ago
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Ivy  says:
"Issac New Ton is great scientist. In India, apple falls on head and he go
back to invent Gravity. He is friend and follower of Mahatma Gandhi in fight for freedom.There is a statue to him with long coat and long hair. He great
40 months ago
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Ivy  says:
Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter
continue her studies or get her married :
" Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry
her, then marry her ."
40 months ago
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Ivy  says:
Lol.
40 months ago
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Chepman  says:
<b> In a post somewhere in grads.com:</b>

hai friend, i am AW from Liberia. I will be graduating from the Levi.H.Martin Baptist high school this year[2011]. I will be entering the university after my graduation. I want to get in touch with good loving people who love educations. we can be friends and talk anout life, and educational matters ok. i wantt to know you, and get to know your country through you.
40 months ago
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Ivy  says:
Lmao..too...re: 5) Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: "Would you like to ride on your own ass?"
40 months ago
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Chepman  says:
LOL Ive: Funny link ... the Chinese are the experts when it comes to breaking English...lol
40 months ago
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Chepman  says:
1) <b>In a Zurich hotel:</b> " Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."



2)<b> In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:</b> "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists."



3)<b> In a Rome laundry:</b> "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."



4)<b> In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:</b> "Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages."



5)<b> Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:</b> "Would you like to ride on your own ass?"



6) <b>In a Swiss mountain inn: </b>"Special today-no ice cream."



7)<b> In a Bangkok temple: </b>"It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man."



8)<b> In a Tokyo bar: </b>"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."



9) <b>In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:</b> "We take your bags and send them in all directions."



10)<b> On the door of a Moscow hotel room:</b> "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."



11)<b> In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:</b> "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."



12) <b>In a Budapest zoo:</b> "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."



13)<b> In the office of a Roman doctor: </b>"Specialist in women and other diseases."



14) <b>In an Acapulco hotel:</b> "The manager has personally passed all the water served here."



15)<b> In a Tokyo shop:</b> "Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run."

40 months ago
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Ivy  says:
Pliss close the fan.
40 months ago
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Ivy  says:
Open the windows and let the climate in.
40 months ago
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Chepman  says:
why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?
40 months ago
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Chepman  says:
1) From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: "Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself."



2) On the menu of a Polish hotel: "Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion."



3) In a Paris hotel elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk."



4) In a hotel in Athens: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily."
40 months ago
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Chepman  says:
1) In a Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."



2) In a Japanese hotel: "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."



3) In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: "You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday."



4) In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: "Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension."


5) On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."



6) Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: "Ladies may have a fit upstairs."
40 months ago
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Chepman  says:
1) In a Tokyo Hotel: "Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis."



2) In a Bucharest hotel lobby: "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."


3) In a Leipzig elevator: "Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up."



4) In a Belgrade hotel elevator: "To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order."



5) From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: "When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor."
40 months ago
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Chepman  says:
I'm so glad,i just browsing right now in the Internet and found your profile dating site, I was much feelings over it, my name is Miss,hadiza, please i will like us to hold a good
40 months ago
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Richie  says:
In my high school days.....Mudrik is found sleeping in class. Geography teacher says..."Let the sleeping dogs lie".

Mudrik...wakes up en its like...Haki yanani mwalimu waniita mbwa! The teacher says, Geography is not taught in swahili.....Mudrik responds....

I don't care what you say, I don't care what you think "Kizungu kililetwa na meli".
41 months ago
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Chepman  says:
hello, I'm glad to hear from you reply to my letter.
In this world, was a man who wants to meet me.
I'm sorry if my letter will be a little disconnected.
I have no experience to start dating. Since I started, I'll write this letter a little about yourself.
I was born on February 22, 1982. I am 29 years old. It is not enough))) I'm thinking about a future life, and I want to have a family. I want to have children of their own.
41 months ago
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Winnie  says:
everything is crazy funny here! i heard this from someone who had just come from shags;

No 1 ; y dint you come to school

No.2; My tomato was die (his grandma had passed on)
41 months ago
WAMAGATA  says:
braverly and scratching of the mud
41 months ago
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Chepman  says:
You have laughed me a lot with your words flowing out of the mouth.
41 months ago
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Chepman  says:
Lol @IF.

I run 26, then I drink, I run another 26 then I drink. Like this I beaten the body to shape.
41 months ago
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Ivy  says:
Don't talk like that in-front of my back.
41 months ago
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Ivy  says:
Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog.
41 months ago
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Ivy  says:
Most people are together just so they are not alone. But some people want magic. I think you are one of those people.
41 months ago
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Chepman  says:
I miss you my to darling. Is have been up and down the mountaiuns of the Himalayas looking for the best to the love vibes I do give you my baby the GAL.
43 months ago
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Ivy  says:
@ ANC A de com from AFRICA not just de one part,the whole continent.
43 months ago
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Ivy  says:
And there was no Ark. "Noah," shouted the Lord, "where is my Ark?" A lightning bolt crashed into the ground next to Noah, for emphasis.

"Oga, a beg make you forgive me," begged Noah. "I don try - ah! ah!. De trouble were my eye see no be small, I swear. Dem tell me say I need certificate of occupancy before I go kuku build de Ark. I don waka Ministry of Works so tey I tire. Then, I come see say na money dem want, and I carry all de money wey I get gif dem. Na im dem tell me say make I add extra windows for "cross ventilation", and make I divide de toilet from de bath, so that if I de go toilet, another person fit de bath.

Anyway, I pay one engineer so, make im modify de plans for me. So, after I don finish dat one, I come go for forest to go get wood. Dem tell me say I no fit cut wood without permit from Forestry people. Anyway, I go see de forestry people dem and dem say I fit go cut de wood. When I reach de village now, dem no gree make I cut wood. Dem say I must gif dem their share - because na so one big man come from town come cut all de wood for here before for export, and he no pay dem compensation. Na waoh! and me think say government no de gree us export wood. Finally, as dem wan fight me, I quickly settle de village chief, and dem com gree say make I take de wood. Before I go carry de wood reach my house, na so so wahala for road. I settle police, I settle soldier, I settle customs, I settle immigration, I settle tax man, I settle local government, then when I don reach my house now, de truck driver and him boys say if I no settle dem, dem no go help me offload de wood. As I start to build de ark now, na im task force people come mark 'X' for de ark, say I no suppose to build de ark for dis place. Dem ask me say whether I no no say "environmental sanitation decree" no de allow dis kind thing for inside town.

Anyway I think say na my neighbor na im call dem, de man de jealous me well well. Wetin I go do, I settle dem too. "As I say make I kuku hurry finish de ark, na im de carpenters where de help me come talk say dem no go work again unless gif dem extra money. Me sef I surprise wen dem tell me say de here say na big government contract where I de do and plenty money dey inside. To cut long story, I settle dem too. Anyway, people plenty now wey de build de Ark, apprentice full ground.

As I begin to gather de animal dem, I come jam another trouble. De"404" people dem no want make I take their dogs, dem say na delicacy. Bushmeat and fowl people no gree me. Even de people wey de chop "isi ewu" come vex with me. Dem ask me whether I no no say meat don too cost these days, where I wan carry de small meat where dey ground. So, I wan tell you now say, I no fit find dog, fowl, goat, or bush meat, and infact I just manage get cow, as one mallam don nearly dagger me when I want take de cow dem."

"One day as I de build de ark now, na im NDLEA come arrest me carry me go prison for questioning. Dem talk say, dem hear say I wan carry de Ark smuggle cocaine & indian hemp to America. Later, sha dem come find say no be me dem de look for, so dem release me. I never even reach home, when SSS come arrest me for further questioning, say dem here say I be NADECO, and I wan carry de Ark go smuggle guns and bombs to come overthrow Naija government. Anyway, I come convince dem say I no know wetin be NADECO, dem release but tell me make I de report to force headquarters every day.

As I de gather de animal dem, na im FEPA come s
43 months ago
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Ivy  says:
If u no like moon position, make u climb ladder go repair am.
43 months ago
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Ivy  says:
omo lagos na jure.
de first time i enter oshodi market i won die with broking oppressor.
so won one dey dem band broken english for oshodi some people won die some market women&men go on skrike.
why? becuase if dem ask won market woman how much is your tomatoes? she go sey if na ten naira,she dey sell the tomatoes she go sey ten why?because she no fit speak english that is why dem go on stike some market women&men go for broken state house for aj city to appeal for dier language.
if you think sey i dey lie go ask that deaf&dom man for
aswanni market
43 months ago
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Chepman  says:
Hello Mr bricks. I am too much thanking you this now for the bringing of yourself within the time. I am come from the main office being sended by the Chairman to come and collect you and your luggages which are looking matured and heavy by their sight hahaha, just joking me on you, never put me in your head. Quickly quickly, let us run over ourselves to the venue before the patience overtakes us hostages.
43 months ago
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Chepman  says:

Ivy says:

... He should know yellow rain kill flower. Haa how do you like ma broken english.lol
43 months ago
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Olemusa  says:
do you love me, love you?
43 months ago
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Chepman  says:
The New Year will ushered in new promises, hopes, and challenges. Look me back I would says that 2010 has been a greater year. It behaved a year full of ups and downs. Though having hits and misses in every sphere, overall, it was been a good year.
43 months ago
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Chepman  says:
Why people live honest and corrupt lives but still either is of them is poor is or rich.
45 months ago
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