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James says:
@Hellen: Ni sawa. Yanga nuukwata naku uininga kinou! Twikomana indii tuye kila namanthie na tuiya kila woombiwe ni Ngai?
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Indira says:
Yanga nuukwata naku uininga kinou twivanga uni nuundwila yanga...
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Indira says:
kana nikenda tuvange kinou twivanga Nayu nduundavya kethiwa
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kimeu says:
ikwati....bitch kinou....pussy mukaangile.....screwin
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Nzomo says:
chondomelo- ###nothings
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Allan says:
hehehehe some people with loose nuts in their brains here...kwani hii kikamba ili evolve kaa niko wapi coz damn! i hardly know those vocabs
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Nzomo says:
Lekana na nondo syakwa!- Leave her loose nuts alone
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James says:
@Hellen: Please suvia quality, syindu sya mutongoi. Ndukanenge ndei! Nenda kinou! @Anthony: Kiu ti Kikamba ni Ki-Dorobo! @Allan: Mantha inooni ya Kathonzweni ikuvundisye!
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Nzomo says:
@james aka kalembe Ndile-ndiese kindorobo.
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kimeu says:
ikovisi....ndia.....wak p... nisyasingila... syambakala.....
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kimeu says:
mutinda na mukundu ndaema ukunduka mbaa matu yiayaa syano na uyumbi ...syana sya mukunga,weewa ni mukunga,uwe ngima na mituki,mukunga ndae kiveti...chaendie ngwata...tikuseo kupandawa makonge.....timaseo...manyeeyaa andu...tmuseo...ukundukasya....rem. the song gyz..
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Nzomo says:
kilunda keiyese mbesa!
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Allan says:
@ James...wish u could see me how am rolling with laughter....ati mantha inooni ya kathonzweni ikuvunisye! lol..kuu mwa koo kuingwa manooni ma Kathonzweni, infact i think we r only two kaos in my town , the rest ni wasapere..
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James says:
@Allan: Pole ikai. Ningutata ngunenge kithyomo kya Kikamba kila kyukite. Ndingwa kaundu, niilye Nzyoki! @Kimeu: Mwanaa Mwaitu - Nzyoki eekie ata? @Hellen: Wienda ukwatangwa va?
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James says:
@Anthony: Its Kilunda Kiyisi Mbesa not what U have written above! Can U join a Kao Training Collge? @Kimeu: Mwanaa mwaitu! Ng'anga na Mwang'a maing'ang'ania king'ang'ani!
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kimeu says:
....kiangi kiikiwe mbaki...na ipwalu syiilipua bagdard....osa vinya mukamba
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kimeu says:
akamba maisye syendana........
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Nzomo says:
@James dont sweat it too much.I have been victimised sooo much for not knowing Kao. Nenda kumenya Kikamba. Keep it rolling.
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James says:
@Maureen: Eka Mwiitu wa Mwaitu! Syendana muno ikomeaa muamba umwe. Yenda muno inyenyaa ikatila mukauti! @Anthony: Poa ikai. Ninguunenga syo kwa wingi! @Kimeu: Waaiw'a wathi wa Kimangu Vol 7 witawa Kunua Kiangi?
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Muteti says:
Howdy people, Anthony Nzomo is in body and spirit a Kao. Since High School he has had to pay a high price for not being fluent in Kao however he has never given up his determination to be where he rightly belongs. Nzomo, I recently had a telephonic chat with Mrs. Mutinda, what say?
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Rose says:
@Hellen: Wawa! Hiyo ni kali? Masomeaa Kwa Mwanunga, Kilala!
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Nzomo says:
Nakuru high school. Mrs Mutinda niangengie!
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Rita says:
Wow!!! Vaa nyie no kuumangwa ndeumanya undu mekwasya. kivavava, kisisisi, kiva, kisi amba si.
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James says:
@Elizabeth: Tumakwetee - Maivuka! Aiii!Syaamba kala - no masungwa! @Rita: Osa laisi mwiitu wa mwaitu, ni sheng ya kikamba! @Kimeu: Matavye makunue kiangi.
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arthur says:
kwata nesaa!nengelee ne style pyuu!
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Josiah says:
masaku ii, ai mwana wa gikuyu akiiya(kung'ea) uki wa gikuyu. so kamba are our brothers. nii ndienda kukinda mukamba hellen give me,sylvia, maureen elizabeth, rita, rose, mmjoa wenu anipe kinou.
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James says:
@Maureen: Tavya nzangili ino ivindye. Uu ni mung'eng'e. Kivathukanyo kyake na musingila usu witawa Kibaki no isyitwa! @All: Kwata ndai? Utisi nzuuni?
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Rita says:
@James: Isu ndaamiw'a. Whats the answer?? @Ayub: Is kinou your middle name?
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Allan says:
lol....Rita.. kau ni kavyu muno!that word inooni is killing me...it sounds so funny!
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Allan says:
@ Maureen....bado ndinaesya kukwata inooni ya Kathonzweni....lol
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Muteti says:
@Ayub Mwangi or whoever you are since you have proven time and time again on this board that you are nothing but a twerp, stay away from Kao women. Get a life dude and earn some self respect, at least you owe it to human civilization.
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James says:
@Hellen: Niwithukiiasya mbathi sya Franco? Ve wathi witawa 'Tres Impoli' kana 'You are impolite' na awetaa ngewa ya andu malikaa nyumba sya andu mekie iatu. Ayub ni ngilimiti ta asu! Kathua nyaai! @Rita: Utisi nzuuni ni uvaa wa mutumia! @Akamba onthe: Mwiukakwatye ndeto sya ndia isu. Yumite Mathare Mental Hospital na me mid-term!
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kimeu says:
nesaa?? @ayub:peta ikole yaku paa osai wano...
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Gordon says:
kaki kaa kena koko ke kikaa
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Gordon says:
@James. Wasa! indii waaiye naku?niendete kikamba muno ta mindo.mwendwau no umanthia keveti wa kou mindoni?
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Allan says:
Una utwika ndyisi ndai isu muvana, nungumukulia muthenya umwe tuvange tukomane ilovi kavindani kaa tu imwe...Nye mwene ngethwa musyi (kenya) mwei wa kana mwaka ula ukite(unautwika nivasa)..tukaambisya kuvanga kuteenamituki withya noo undu museo... By the way...vee mundu waithukiasya news sya kikamba syokaa saa ili wiio...a guy cald Sammy Mulinge.mauvoo kuma kundu na kundu...that guy used to crack me up...infact if kao was spoken like that generally,it should be the national language.
"nikunaithiwe na kyeva kinene ila kunewikie mundu amba "yiya" na akulya "wangunia kii?",ila mwanaa inya unosie itinge ya muti na umulumya mwongo, nake okila aevuvie ta nguku ivuikie maswii amutemanga ta nyama ya uvivya.andu moona thayu wa mwanaa inya wendete kwa Mwiyai utemwite") another phrase he used was: yika yii yuthi yiicha nthele kwola vinya mwii
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Rita says:
@ Maureen: Gal i'm still laughing @ your proverb. Ati nzaumi ya nthia. Nundu Nthia yi Nzaumi????Nzaumi ni gap btwn teeth right???So funny! @Allan: Mundu ta Ayub eenda syindu ta isu. He's writing trash.There is a better way of "asking pple out".
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James says:
@Allan: Mutumia, haki ni w'o! That programme is still there. Ninikithukiiasya muno - the introduction is great with phrases like.....'eka naku'..'ata we'....'satani tuu muthenya'...ni kiseo muno! @Gordon: Niwo viu. Tumakwetee - maivuka! Ninguumanthia nguu - wienda syindu sya mutongoi, ndei kana inooni? @Kimeu: Mwanaa mwaitu! Wakiliilye naku? Ninoonie inflation Zimbabwe ivikite 100000% - kilo kya matimu kiitewa Zim$1,950,000.00. Kethya Mugabe na Tsavigarai! @All: Vavu vanda vamba vala ve vuu voneke viisi wa Vita!
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James says:
Rita: Wina wathi wa Ken in CD format witawa 'Carol Easya Nisyoke' Part 1? Ningwenda CD isu nundu wa mbathi ili: Tina wa Kanyangi na Kalekye. Ndethye mwiitu wa mwaitu!
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Allan says:
@ James, lol...thats so nice...i can just imagine the guy saying those wordz..."Satani tuu Muthenya!" hahaaha
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Allan says:
@ Rita....Ayub ee kiliko kisyokee, ni mundu wa skala ndaasa....
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kimeu says:
@james:manyanya ni zim$3,750,000.00;mukate$5,000,000;fees andu ma kuu zim$3,500,000,000...foreigners u.s$2650 ...@maureen:katinda ngooni...ni ndoowe ya kipeti. kwatai ndai...neesaa???
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James says:
Mata mathuku no ma nzoka. Wakili wa ndia ni Ngai.
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James says:
@Kimeu: Asi! Kuu mbesa siana mavuti. Mwosaa taxi muithi kuuwa mukate? @Allan: Mwana usu e tusau twi Mwilu kana malondu me Kithyoko! @Rita: Niwaa mbathi mbingi sya Kikamba itasya kana mwwitu usu ni mwanake na e nzaumi ya nthia. David Kasyoki ai vata na ndeto isu muno.
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James says:
@Esther: Isu ni ndai kana ni nthimo? @Rita: Mumelya wa mukuva nowe wisi undu ukautavika!
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Allan says:
@ kivathukanyo cha nthimo, ndai na waano ni chau?
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James says:
@Allan: Nthimo ni proverb, Ndai ni riddle na wano ni folk tale. Ndi kuelesya Kikamba nundu ki vinya! Ngelekanyo: Nthimo: Ngema kuvya itulaa kyano na utambi. Ndae: Utisi Nzuuni? Wano: Navau tene Kavaluku koosie katavya Mbiti mathi.............
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Allan says:
iya! kai ve mavukanyu manene kati ya ndeto isu itatu! nimuvea muno, kwa kwosa mwanya usu na kuelesya ndeto iu kwa wasa
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James says:
@Allan: Wimuthokye muno wasa!
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Rita says:
@ maureen: The answer is kitimba - ass!! Right?. @James: Pole dear i don't own any of those CDs. I get all my stuff on U-tube. Nooka musyi ngaithooa syonthe nuke nasyo. And NO!!Ndaaiwa nzaumi ya nthia. I find it hilarious. Keep them coming.
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James says:
@Rita: Niw'o mwiitu wa mwaitu. Ithukiisye wathi witawa 'Kyai Kya Mukuyuni' winitwe ni Peter Mwambi na ikundi ya Kyanganga. Ni mukuli woo! [Ni kiboko yao]
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Allan says:
@ Rita..wamantha wathi usu wa peter Muambi "Kyai kya Mukuyuni" kwa youtube....type Musikali....guess there was an error on who uploaded the song.
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Serena says:
Allan (Ochyeng) http://www.graduates.com/vg.aspx?i=3133793) and Allan Musyoki http://www.graduates.com/vg.aspx?i=2703557 can the two of you decide to change ur names or add your middle names both of you appear as Allan.
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Allan says:
@ mimi ndio Allan mzee hapa ..lol Old skool..
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James says:
@Allan: It may be true - U are too observant! I only have the track in audio CD. @All: Kalonzo ni muminie ndawa - saa sita itiile mbau! Kwisha yeye!
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WAMBUA says:
ndua/usuu....porridge
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James says:
@Wambua: Kowasomeaa Makueni Boys?
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Rita says:
@ Maureen: Kimeu said Ndoee ya kipeti and Elizabth said Ndoee ya Mutumia. I guess there is some "sexism" going on!! All in all its fun!
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Rita says:
@ james: I heard my bro talk about a song like that. Ku ni musyi so i will make a point of listening to it. @Allan: Thanks for the FYI. I have the weekend coming up so i will hook myself up!
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James says:
@Rita, Allan & Maureen: Tumai e-mail addresses syenyu ni mutumie audio streams sya mbathi sya Kikamba noma.Nomwikie simuni ta ringtones. Tindai Nesa!
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Nzomo says:
Mee too.
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Gordon says:
ni makosa manene viu na tena ni uthuku mundu munene nda kengana............@james wi va ukulu?
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James says:
@Allan & Anthony: Ninatuma wathi kwenyu. Ithukiisyei na muinzungia. Tindai Nesa!
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James says:
@Gordon: Kasee, ninguvingua college ya kusomethya Kikamba. Asi - ati udhoku? piu? [uthuku, viu]. Wasa ni Loki saa ii.
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Rita says:
@james: i just send you my email add. Hook a sister up!
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Gordon says:
NA LILIKANA ILA TWA SEMBAA KULA KWITA WA MBITI MBENZE...... INIWAA WOO MUNO.@jAMES UKULU NU UNDETHYA.INDI WAA NGENGIE NIKI?TI KIKAMBA KYUMU
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James says:
@Hellen: Kinzi ki nziani kyukite - syindu miaki!Kalonzo ni waminiiwe ndawa - mambo yake kwisha! Masaa ni ya Ngilu, Harun Mwau na Johnson Muthama. Asu nimo atongoi meu ma Akamba. @Rita: Mwiitu wa Mwaitu - eteela mbathi sya kwikya kituli! @Gordon: Kasee, nitukusoovya maundu. Umiisya!
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James says:
@Rita: Syindu ni syavika? @Hellen: Ndinakwata address yaku.
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WAMBUA says:
@james not makueni boys but kabaa high.
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Rita says:
@ James: Ningusisya nauma wiani. Kwani kalonzo akunite wia muthuku ata??Charity is my lady all day! Kwoou nooka musyi ndiketye yanga? Nayu the real yanga yitawa ata?
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Nzomo says:
James syindu ni syavika! I have them on my mp3 and its lovely. I need more for me to apreciate more of my roots.
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Adolfo says:
Mwaka wai wa 1970. Malathon ma Ilovi (Nrbi marathon) nimaedee vau city stadium, na niw'o mukamba wookie ngeitini ya kiwanza. Indi mukamba akulwa aive silingi ikumi nikana alike kiwanzani eloeele mathau asu, nake asya ndaivia kwona andu maisemba, athakya makoti akwata nzia athi. Aendete syake niweewie andu kila kiwanzani matulya wasya makathiite na utanu mayasya:
"Keino! Keino! Keino!!........" Mukamba ila weewie uu niwambie uteelema ta wakuniwa oni ni ndeke, asyoka na mituki aumitye inoti ya ikumi ngusuni, anengeleelya ula mukatithya, alika kiwanzani akulitye:
"Kiiva?! Kiiva??"
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James says:
@Rita: Kalonzo ni mung'eng'e muno. Eenda Ekuyu ala manalungilwe Rift Valley matwawe Kibwezi, Masinga na Masaku. Kimwana kiu ki tusau twi mwilu. Shindwe! Yanga yikwo kwa wingi. Andu maisaa mbola matuku aa - nikwathukie! @Anthony: Ninguutumia syindu vamwe na Akamba ala angi. Eteelai! @Adolf: Kasee, we niwe ithe wa sukali! Natheka neewa nthi! Nalilikana wathi wa Ken winawa ati.....amba kwiana Kavesu mwiitu wa Munguti......amba kwiana kyaneneva ukambitia! @Maureen: Mutumia ni kimwana kitakongoma nguu na yanga nundu ndena vinya wa kuya kinou!
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James says:
@Hellen: Wimuthokye muno Mwiitu wa Mwaitu.
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James says:
@Rita, Anthony & Allan: Nimukwatie wathi wa 'Celine Dion' wa Ukambani? Ni wa ivinda yila wendo wai mwaki - ivenzi ya kuvaluka!
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Rita says:
@Adolf: You are killing me with that story! @James: Yaani kalonzo atumanite ou. Akamba mathinie uu enengana kitheka na mayika ata? Akamba makalungwa kwoo vai mwikuyu umanenga kitheka and no offence...Ni reality!Ndindaa ndinenga Kalonzo chance lakini oyu nitwaminana. Ndinakwata wathi usu lakini ningusisya ingi. Ndinasisya email for 2 days.
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Allan says:
@ James...mwa wasaa ni muvea muno kwa mbathi isu ile (Kakai Kilonzo & Mulwa)..lakini wathi usu unge waweta vaa yulu ndinakwata....nii na matuku nda sisya email kana any msgs...keewa nesa!
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James says:
@All: Server yakwa ninatungie mails isu syenyu. Ninguituma ingi. @Syl: Eteela syindu ni syukite!
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Rita says:
@James: I'm listening to your clips na isauvite!! Situma ngwata homesick. Tyowisi nendete Ken was Maria vyu kwoou right now i'm @ home . That sweetie Syombua nako ni mwiso. Endeea kutuma waikwata. Asante sana. Ver nice beat. Wakwata kala unambiaa kyai kya Mukuyuni ndumia pia. Take care bro!
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Erick says:
inou,kimenyu......a beautiful lady
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Rita says:
@ Esther: The word is "vocabulary" not "Voccaburaly"... Just an observation!!
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Allan says:
@ Rita...ai niona tanakuonie vandu na vuu Lowell...lea kana witikile..lol
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Essu says:
Rita. Ni muvea wa musyi! See thats what happens when we type in a hurry!
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Rita says:
@ Esther:I fully understand. @ Allan: Are you sure? Naendie lowell once tene vyu kuma nooka kuu. Nikalaa south shore. Definitely tiiny'e. May be its a look alike..
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Mutombe M says:
asiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii............keino keino keino.watindata!
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Allan says:
@Rita,probably its a look a like..onakwa tii ati niikalaa Lowell, my mom niwe wikalaa ku na ekuyu...Nikalaa Peabody next to Salem ya Mass ti ya NH.muthenya umwe tukakomana tu..unaitu tukonasya andu ma graduaes ka party kaitu..lol
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Adolfo says:
Niona akamba nimwoosie vinya mwauluka na ilui mwathi naku Ulaya, Londokwe, etc. Nundu useo, emeai vau! Nye niovaa Masakusetts, neewie Londokwe kuyiendawa ni mundu utesi kisungu. Ta musee ungi wai nguma vaa nduani, lakini akesungu akew'aa viviti viviti. Ila wavikie kuu Londokwe, ailye kamukaawani eew'a waiter akunanga muomo asya "room service please!" Ula musee akulya, "Nuu usu?". Waiter eew'a taweewa "No sir!" asyoka. Musee usu ndaona kundu kwi nzaa ta kuu....
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arthur says:
nonenga ndululu nochamolengetee!
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Rita says:
@Allan: Tukakomana tu. Ni small world! Did you hear about the kenyan guy in Lawrence who drowned? Its so sad. There are meetings in the bros house and i will attend the friday one. If you can, please go support a fellow Kenyan. It was in several newspapers and on TV. Very tragic!!!
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Adolfo says:
@Maureen: kokolasitiki kasemathetiki, ha ha! Ulawisi maana ma voka ithi kwa andavye: 1. Mindo 2. Mauda Aiva james?
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Allan says:
@ Rita...I know the guy, he lives in Lynn, we used to work together kwa group home fulani hapa Beverly...manze that thing affected me coz i wasnt scheduled to work this week, but i got a call from the office to go en work huko Tuesday usiku...i was glad coz i knew i was going to work with him(Sam) I cald him to tell him asiharakishe kucome since anukuwa akitoka job ingine ya 3-11 shift, en that i would reales the staff. Simu ililia tu, nobody picked up the phone, so i left him a voicemail....i cald him again around 10:50pm as i was leavin home for job, but he dint pik up the phone, so i cald his siz. she answered the pone while crying en told me that her bro drowned the previous night @ Masspike river...manze i felt like going back home, kumbe hii shift niliitiwa was tu cover up for him..I'm going to their house leo jioni , maybe kesho en friday too...today the office cald me again en asked me if iwanna work tonite, nikawaambia hapana...
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Rita says:
@Allan: Pole sana!! I didn't realize you were that close. The last time i saw him was @ a heng in Downtown- Presidents day. I know him through my boyfriend coz they schooled together in Kenya. Its hard to picture this.Take care and pole again!
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Rita says:
@James: Ningwatie syindu...."kyai kya mukuyuni" and i'm enjoying like there is no tomorrow!!
@Esther: Pole sana gal.I guess we will have to stay away!
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Allan says:
@ Esther, pole muno...those are very traumatizing accidents that never seem to leave someone's mind since they r untimely death. @ So you knew him? i feel so sad for him he was so young en quiet guy. rite now am just preparing to go for the matanga...
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James says:
@Adoldf: Mauda ni kiw'u kya aume - kusya mauda! A word created & perfected by John Muasa [Kineene] he of Simba One Boys Band. Mindo ni ndeto ingi ya kinou kana kinyambua kana kikwatange! @Esther: Pole sana - I know how traumatising it is. @Rita: Wimuthokye mwiitu wa mwaitu. @Kimeu: Kuwaendie naku mutongoi? Nineewie asikali ma Zimbabwe ni manaiviwe Zim$1,000,000,000.00 [Kshs. 6,570.00] sya arrears na maneewite muyo muno! @Sylvia: Ningutata - eteela nisyukite! Thina ni undu speed ya internet kuku yi nthi - 3rd world stuff!
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Allan says:
@ All..... check the story of the young Kenyan man whose death still remains a mystery to many.. http://ajabuafrica.com/
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Adolfo says:
@Allan,Rita: Kunangai ngoo isyoke, Ngai enenyu. @James: Ii niw'o mbuloo, nimuvea muno. Naendie kamandiko mulolongo neew'a ndeto isu sya mauda mauda, nundu wa mindo mindoni, naseng'a kana mauda aa no ala ma Sauti Alevia kana, kai nundu wa mindo!
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Rita says:
Asante guys kwa ndeto isu!!
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Josiah says:
nii ndi noa na ndikukila ndirenda o kinou ndirenda kukinda mukamba kwa sabbu nasikianga me muio muno(tamu sana) idont owe my civilisation to no one and what am writing is very creative not trash mta do oca kikingi chakwa
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Josiah says:
nii ndi noa na ndi kukila ndienda o kinou kia mukamba todu ikamba ri murio
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Ekai Moke - Kamba Vocabulary
The Kamba Language has grown in terminologies. New misamiati is getting in to this great language kama:
Nguu - Dame, Lady
Kukongoma - To Screw
Yanga - Dick
Manooni - Prostitutes
.....endelea