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Strictly ladies only!!!!

Bintu says:
As the name suggests, this section is for Gals and only for gals. Boys Strictly prohibited! For gals, they can talk or do about anything they want, from gossiping to criticizing, from jewelery to clothes.

For now lets share all the latest fashion and trends. Which trends are cool and which should be said goodbye to? Share your ideas on cosmetics, hairstyles and of course beauty tips.
84 months ago
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NAOM  says:
it is ok. was thinking about something and I have got to share later.
29 months ago
Serena  says:
Gals are all those that are on this discussion except Njeru and Raymond.
83 months ago
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Njeru  says:
Joachina, even if married?
83 months ago
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Princess  says:
female human beings.
83 months ago
Raymond  says:
What are gals?
83 months ago
Serena  says:
He,sijui what they are all upto these days.
83 months ago
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Njeru  says:
Serena, am surprised they did not come.
83 months ago
Serena  says:
Sure Njeru,leo ni Monday,they probably will come back soon as they clear their inboxes.
83 months ago
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Njeru  says:
Serena, am ok. for sure the place is becoming boring. Maybe people are communicating in other schools or emails
83 months ago
ericool  says:
@Joachina....simply Aloe vera, vaseline medicated baby jelly, it always works.
83 months ago
Serena  says:
Boring,kwani where is everyone?
Kennnedy sasa,uko?
Njeru hi.
83 months ago
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Princess  says:
it is, ericool what medication do u want to give suzie.
83 months ago
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Bintu  says:
this place is becoming boring!
83 months ago
ericool  says:
@Suzie...let's meet and I will give ya the right medicine for your pimples...know what I mean?
83 months ago
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suzie  says:
hey!
anyone who could share her tips on how to get rid of PIMPLES? thats my problem!
please help me.................
:(
83 months ago
ericool  says:
I demand that this discussion on men ends here and now! It is disgusting.
83 months ago
Paulo  says:
Joachina Ouch
83 months ago
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Princess  says:
heheheheheh you are rite.
83 months ago
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Njeru  says:
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife
to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece
of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

************ ********* ********* ********* **

God may have created man before woman, but there
is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
83 months ago
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Princess  says:
A married couple at the Zoo walks past the gorilla enclosure.

Says the woman(Suzie): "John, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behaviour??? Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts to it and see how horny it gets just as men do".

Suzie then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla begins to get a hard-on and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.

"See - says Suzie - "Now I know why you react the way you do, men can't control their animal instincts just like gorillas can't".

Says John: "Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens".

Suzie exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.

Says Jonh: "This is incredible, now pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum to it and let us see what will happen"!!!

Suzie pull her skirt up turns around with her bum to the gorilla which by now, extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts yanking the clothes off her.

Suzie yells: "John, what do I do now? Please, help me"!!!

John replies: "Now give it one of the excuses that you usually give me:
- That you don't feel like it
- That you have a headache
- That you're tired
- That your throat is aching
- That it is still too early
- That I must understand you as a woman
- That you are depressed
- That you are in one of those days
- That you are having a very busy week
- That all you need is just to cuddle up
- That you're tensed up
- That you have to wake up very early tomorrow
- That you woke up very early today
- That you walked for long and your feet are aching
- That caresses and hugs is all that you want today
- That you're so tensed up that all you want is a good massage to make you relax
- That you feel like watching TV
- That you don't wanna miss the soapies
- That you're from the Hair salon and therefore you can't move and spoil your hair

Go on, explain all that to the gorilla and if it understands, if you can persuade it, then I promise you that from today on I'll accept your excuses"!
83 months ago
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Bintu  says:
Yah pls John tell us, we need to learn something today.
83 months ago
Serena  says:
@John
Tell us which comes first and what follows in their correct order from the list below
1.Concealer
2.Foundation
3.Moisturizer
4.Illuminator
5.Mascara
6.Blush
7.Eyeshadow
83 months ago
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Bintu  says:
@John, If u read again what i wrote above i said ladies can talk or do about anything they want, from gossiping to criticizing, from jewelery to clothes. (latest fashion trends, cosmetics, hairstyles and beauty tips)
Well, if u feel there is something u wanna contribute towards this please feel free as long as its subject to the above mentioned stuff.
If u apply make-up, tell us the correct way to do it. If ur a jewelery person tells us the latest ones! Otherwise we are not discriminating anyone. If u want me to start a fashion blog for men, fine, i will do exactly that with the assistant of all men on this board.
@John, tel me....

83 months ago
MWATHI  says:
wow thats nice one Joachina, nowonder no strings attached, maboys wanao-snoop huku kwa ladies hawaelewi hiyo! hahahaha
83 months ago
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Njeru  says:
What did you laugh Lillian?
83 months ago
Lillo  says:
hahahahaha
83 months ago
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Njeru  says:
Edna, you cant say to Dolly bravo, she is a lady (feminine) the right way is brava
83 months ago
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Princess  says:
Cheap Tampons

A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a pile of tampon boxes stacked on a table in the corner with a sign on them saying "5 boxes for a dollar."

Well, the woman just could not believe this price so she asks the clerk if it was correct.

He said "Oh yes, 5 for a dollar."

She said "That can't be right!"

The clerk says "Oh yes, it's right !! 5 boxes for a dollar, no strings attached."
83 months ago
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edna  says:
@ dolly, bravo!
83 months ago
Serena  says:
lol...Good one Dolly.
83 months ago
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washy  says:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
83 months ago
MWATHI  says:
Wondering how 2 turn da bustard down?
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
83 months ago
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Njeru  says:
Washy does it exist or it will be dry
83 months ago
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washy  says:
if flowers dont communicate, wait until u get a black rose @ njeru!!
83 months ago
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Njeru  says:
flower dont communicate they only beautify
83 months ago
Lillo  says:
ooh yes thats very true, but u dont have to worry since i have a collection of flowers i can upload!
83 months ago
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Njeru  says:
Joachina even Lillian gets burned by them reason why does not upload them
83 months ago
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Princess  says:
they will burn us
83 months ago
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Njeru  says:
Please omit the hot ones
83 months ago
Lillo  says:
by uploading my photos as they are too hot!
83 months ago
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Njeru  says:
By doing what
83 months ago
Lillo  says:
i will cause global warming as Sasha said!
83 months ago
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Njeru  says:
Lillian Of course yesssssss
83 months ago
Lillo  says:
@ Njeru, coming soon! u sure ur ready for me?
83 months ago
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Nelly  says:
A lady walks into a doctors office...after a thourough examination the doctoe says
Doc: You have acute appendix
lady blushing: Thank you doctor.
83 months ago
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Njeru  says:
Lillian upload your photos!
83 months ago
Lillo  says:
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on
83 months ago
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Nelly  says:
lol, Joachina that was good.
83 months ago
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Princess  says:
A man hates his wife's cat and decides to get rid of it. He drives 20 blocks from his home
and drops off the cat there. But when he arrives home, he finds the cat walking up the driveway.
The next day, he drops the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happens. He keeps trying to get
rid of the cat by increasing the distance between his home and where he abandons the animal.
But the cat keeps finding his way home.

At last he decides to drive a few kilometres away, turn right then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reaches what he believes is a perfect spot to dump the cat.

Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asks: "Is the cat there?" "Yes, why?" asks the wife.
Frustrated the man says: "Put that stupid cat on the phone, I need directions to get home
83 months ago
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Jah-Axe  says:
Says who?
83 months ago
Serena  says:
Strictly ladies only!!!!
83 months ago
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Jah-Axe  says:
@Millie...you wanna follow who?
83 months ago
Paulo  says:
Jannette no need to get all abusive about guys as much as you might wnat to believe that we soenbd all day talking about chics you would be suprised for example

Sunday: watching sporting events and going to berbecuesie meat and beer parties

Monday: get back to work and well talk about the game last night

Tuesday: Catch up with work that should ahve been done monday

Wednesday: politics take a front seat coz we want to know if the next president will make prostitution legal

Thursday: Sports back on coz well we want to know who is playing who that weekend, also figure out who is buying beer and meat for the party sunday

Friday: well ladies get this day coz of the constant nagging all week we have recieved about not spending quality time dinner and a boring chic flick


Saturday: Attend a game in order to regain our manhood after effect of te chic flick
83 months ago
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Millie  says:
you
83 months ago
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Jah-Axe  says:
follow who?
83 months ago
Serena  says:
yeah we can all guess what the topic would be
83 months ago
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Jannette  says:
Serena,all them guys know they cant do without us and the fact that its strictly ladies they still cant keep off u know what am saying.
Am sure if they created their own topic without involving us it would be so shitty.....
83 months ago
Serena  says:
why are guys very interested in this discussion even when it says..Strictly ladies only
83 months ago
ericool  says:
washy, ask dem Sudanese ladies.
84 months ago
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washy  says:
erico wat sort of experience do u av in dat????????????
84 months ago
ericool  says:
@Peter, pliz would you leave the ladies alone to gossip! they have to do it in peace;its good for their health,sense of belonging, bonding and well, having their daily dose of unplanned laughter.
84 months ago
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Jah-Axe  says:
Arrested red handed..huh!
84 months ago
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Princess  says:
Hellen thats a good one, men thats what you get (hear)for.............into girls rooms(chat)
84 months ago
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Jah-Axe  says:
@Hellen the hydrology will be sweet! life giving and protein rich.
84 months ago
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washy  says:
link-o-maniacs!!!
84 months ago
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edna  says:
@ serena. thats what they are called. my baby sister used to wear them alot sometime back.

i simply love wearing my boyfriends boxers ( okay when they are clean). it feels so good, makes me feel him near me, especially when he travels forlike 8 weeks. does anyone else like that?
84 months ago
Serena  says:
@edna... those small half tops that are worn over spaghettis.just to cover your bust areaa and arms
84 months ago
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edna  says:
@ serena and Indira, what are boleros?
84 months ago
Serena  says:
@ Indira its all about the matching (bright colour makes an dull top noticeable).And the fitting ones,dont go for thise that will make you look like they were fitted and sewn onto you.
Best thing is that they come in various versions, coat material,satin,cotton,wool etc so you can even get an office look with them.
84 months ago
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Jah-Axe  says:
@Hellen..am ready to supply you with my ready made juice to make your skin radiant! how about 8pm at my house?
84 months ago
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Jah-Axe  says:
hu!..over and out.
84 months ago
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Jah-Axe  says:
@Hellen, what beef do you have with guys...don't beat about the bush!
84 months ago
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janet  says:
itch...
84 months ago
Indira  says:
serana...you can put on the boleros: I have never imagined myself in them...I think it really doesnt look mature ama ni mimi mshamba?
84 months ago
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Bintu  says:
n u?
84 months ago
Paulo  says:
Sasha so far by conservative estimates owns 14 pairs
84 months ago
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Bintu  says:
lets go back to the topic
@Paul wea r u?
84 months ago
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Jah-Axe  says:

@Sasha.....I quit and am sorry.
@Paul..no beef!!ok?
84 months ago
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Bintu  says:
who cautioned him to read the title above!
84 months ago
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Bintu  says:
as a present to ur wife....
84 months ago
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Jah-Axe  says:
.....to pass them to Sasha's HUSBAND to give her as a gift.
84 months ago
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Bintu  says:
...who was to pass them to PETER'S wife
84 months ago
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Jah-Axe  says:
....to give to Paul's babe.
84 months ago
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Bintu  says:
I had 16 then i gave out five to Peter's galfriend
84 months ago
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Jah-Axe  says:
I can sense green eyes.
84 months ago
Paulo  says:
Sasha I meant including the ones you dont put on. I though you hahve to have atleast 15 to be considered a woman
84 months ago
Paulo  says:
Peter you too old to be disrespectfull
84 months ago
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Jah-Axe  says:
One in my place minus....whatever= you in my crib.
84 months ago
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Bintu  says:
hahahahaha no i have only 10pairs minus the one am wearing now
84 months ago
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Jah-Axe  says:
@Paul..she got only one brown pair and you know where it is!
84 months ago
Paulo  says:
Sasha how many pairs do you own. I will take a guess atleast 30 right?
84 months ago
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Bintu  says:
sorry guys...how many pairs and type
84 months ago
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Jah-Axe  says:
@Paul...tell Serena to pick her pair of brown shoes from my crib.
84 months ago
Paulo  says:
Ok Serena how many pairs of shoes do you ahve?
84 months ago
Serena  says:
please get bk to the topic
84 months ago
Paulo  says:
Well weekends are mostly for sports and Iam usually playing so no time again but thanks for the offer and what plane are we talking about?
84 months ago
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Bintu  says:
so its u i saw wen i was in that plane aaah. But what about weekends?
84 months ago
Paulo  says:
No I dont work at a bank I work in the Aviation industry. I am mostly in uniform or in a suit
84 months ago
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